needia ([info]needia) wrote,
Passed on by [info]devildoll, the death of Dumbledore in the style of various writers.
My personal favourites are in the style of the Daily Mail (where the price of everything is mentioned);
James Joyce; Sappho; the American modernists; and Geoffry Chaucer:
Hys parente's lyves, rendyred shorte,

By naughtie manne: Voldemorte!

In other news: Ex-Secretary of State David Blunkett is an avowed Harry fan:
Mr Blunkett, Work and Pensions secretary, said he would like to take tips from Harry Potter on coping with women.*

"When he does, perhaps we can learn from it," he said.

Mr Blunkett added that he would like to see Potter's friends Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley become an item and would most like to be Sirius Black, a character which died in the fifth book.

"He actually was prepared to sacrifice, he went through hell and he was destroyed in a good cause," he said.

Mr Blunkett is a self-confessed fan of the books, having chosen it as his specialist subject for Celebrity Mastermind.

* This is what Blunkett lost his job for.
Most of the people in the bookshop in the news seem to be students...

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